Big Cheif, Raging Bull, was walking through the mountiains, with his youngest son. showing him the wonders of nature. They stooped breifly by a babbling brook. The chief says ''I was sat here, when news was brought to me of your sisters birth' Listen carefully my son
you can hear the water laughing as it flows over the rocks,
''Is that why my sister was named Giggling stream? asks the young warrior. Yes replies the the big chief. The chief then adds, now your brother, Big Brave Bear, I was
walking throught the woods, when I saw a pack of wolves attacking a bear, the bear stood his ground and fought them off, winning the battle by standing his ground' That his how your brothers name was decided.
Your very wise oh great father says the young warrior and a man renowed throught the land for his bravery as well.
The father then says to his son, ''You will grow up into a fine honourable warrior with great knowledge,''
You will be known and be famouse throughout all the lands you survey as The Wise One Two Dogs shagging.
I realy like your jokes. How about sisters.
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde."
"She'll read it very slow."
Abi the diamond cutter, died, His wife Gerta rings the jewish cronicle to place an obituary notice, The editor, tells her its a £1 a word for the first 5 words and £5 a word after that. Gerta ponders for a moment and then says, ok, please print this.
''ABI DIED, VOLVO FOR SALE''
This 'un vaguely relates to the thread topic.........................
Two priests happen to meet and one of them starts to moan,"Times are getting bad.No weddings,no burials any more.........."
"Too true," replies the other," and if wasn't for our pastoral activities there wouldn't be any baptisms either............"
I did say 'vaguely'..............;)
ciao,
Lynn H.
