dear lord, give me the grace and serenity to accept those things I cannot change.

Give me the courage and fortitude to change the things I cannot accept.

Give me the tenacity and wiles to hide the bodies, of the people i killed to day for pissing me off.

Lord remind me not to tread on the toes of the people who's arses I may be forced to kiss tomorow.

Oh lord does, unatached, discreet can't accomodate, realy mean married?

Lord always keep me mindful, that it takes 42 muscles to frown. another 30 to stand an argue pointlesly.
But only four to, extend my arm and smack the wind up merchants in the mouth.

Finally lord, always make me aware, Life is not always an uphill struggle, sometime we wander of the path of richesnous, get pissed and slide back into the crap we were struggling to get out of in the first place.