June 30, 2008 10:26 AM BST
Teacher in primary school is asking all the children what their fathers jobs are.
One little boy, sgouts out my dads a plumber.
Another little boy shouts out my dads an electrician.
Yet another one, shouts out my dads a chef.
Only boy out of 25 who does'nt proffer information on what his fathers job was, was Johnny.
Teacher asks johnny what does your father do johnny.
Johnny reluctantly , replies, he is a tranny lap dancer in a
gay club,
At lunch break, johnnys best freind pulls him to one side and asks, why did you lie about your dad being a tranny lap dancer in a gay club.
johnny replies, how could I tell the whole class he plays cricket for England
June 30, 2008 7:52 PM BST
Grab yer bat, Cris. With your help, Old Blighty is sure to bring home the ashes.