We have all heard, the my dads bigger than your dad.
My dads car is better than your dads car.

Overheard in a bar in LA, a conversation between an Australian and an american

American ''My papa owns one of the biggest ranches in texas''

Australian ''My ole man owns a ranch bigger than texas''

i wonder if micheal jacksons kids will eva get into a "my dads whiter than yours?" peeing contest lol

or

joan collins and cher's kids...
"my mums made of more plastic than yours!"