February 12, 2009 9:50 PM GMT
I have just been watching live at the Appolo, a stand up comedy programme, usually quite entertaining.
A song title was the theme of one line of jokes, a song I don't think I have ever heard/
Simon & Garfunkle, ''50 ways to leave your lover'' Based on lines men would say to leave their wives girl freind, you get the idea.
''Jump on the bus Gus'' , '' Skip out the back Jack'' other rather upbeat lines.
Now can anyone think of 50 ways to leave a man, a husband or boyfreind.
somthing like
1. Go back to wanking franklin.
2. Go back to mum Ya bum
3. You can move into the boozer ya loser.
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