Oh dear. Whilst I am positive, Merideth in all innocence and in good faith, altered the last paragraph, perhaps she just did'nt understand the irony, or the english wry sense of humour. her alterations destroyed an important point I was trying to make What I wrote was:-

''Our house is the most valuable in the road, because we don't having Tranny weirdo's living next door to us, dragging down property values'',

Perhaps Meredith was trying to interject some polital correctness into the piece, but it was an analogy, perhaps to cryptic, but it was to show that whenever your faced with negatives, if you think positive you can come back with somthing positive to lighten your spirits the more outragous and bizzare,. the better it will make you feel,

The adage ''you sir are drunk'' and the response ''and you madam are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning'' comes to mind. Next time for instance a woman calls you a pervert or a creep, console yourself with the fact, at least your handbag matches your shoes, or the fact she has a beard and you don't. or in the case of a man, sympathise with the fact he might be suffering premature ejaculation, or have problems getting it up, lol. Guatanteed you will walk away from the encounter, a smile on your face, leaving them totaly bewildered.

One of my shrinks once told me I was the nuttiest person he had ever met, he meant it as a compliment. Another told me my caustic and sarcastic sense of humour was an underlying reason to cover up my feelings of self loathing and feelings of inadequency. But I had grave doubts about his sanity as he never ever reffered to himself as ''I'', it was always ''we'' Perhaps he was a closeted cross dresser, or had an imaginary assistant.

Anyway forgot to add to my article, That there is no perfect way to come out,, we have to do our own thing. just don't suddenly spring it on the wife, your headed for Bankok and to make sure she has bought a strap on for when you get back.

Anyway the point I was trying to make in the last paragraph was if your neighbours are crap and giving you greif, and have issues or reservation about you living next door, just console yourself your house is worth more than theirs, lol.

xxXChristineXxx