January 23, 2010 11:46 AM GMT
1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A backward poet writes inverse.
11. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
12. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects
January 23, 2010 6:14 PM GMT
Aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ciao
Lynn
January 24, 2010 12:39 AM GMT
Told ya!!
January 24, 2010 3:26 PM GMT
You missed a few
A firefly backed into a fan. Delighted no end.
{one of my mother's favorites} She was only a groomman's daughter but all the horsemen knew her.
Then there's the kid who was relating to his classmates about seeing a woman get hit by an auto. The teacher interjected "You saw a disaster." The child replied "Dis'assed her - darn near killed her."
These should be buried deep too.
hugs
Gracie