February 15, 2011 11:26 PM GMT
This Struck me as real funny & i laughed so much my sides hurt.....
you know you're a true scot if...........
1 Ye can pronounce McConachie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauciehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aurfurfuksake.
2 Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3 Yer actually used to four seasons in wan day.
4 Ye canna pass a chip / kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootered
5 Ye Kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6 Ye see people wearing shell suits with Burberry accessories pure class.
7 Ye measure distance in minutes.
8 Ye kin understaun Rab.C Nesbitt and know characters like him n yer ain family.
9 Ye go tae North Berwick cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10 Ye can make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11 Ye know what haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12 Somebody ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13 you've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the church/chapel.
14 Ye urny suprised tae find curries, pizzas,kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15Yer holiday hame at the seaside has calor gas underneath it.
16 Ye know Iron-bru is a hangover cure.
17 Ye leart tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18 Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
Lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Anna-Marie