Mary had a little lamb, it ran into a pylon,- 10 thousand volts ran up its bum -and turned its wool to nylon

Mary had a little lamb,
She couldn't stop it bleating,
So she tied it to the garden post,
and kicked it's bleedin' teeth in!

Mary had a little spam,
whose purpose was so low.
And everywhere that Mary went,
the spam was sure to go.
It followed her to TGS one day
which was against the rules.
It made the girls all say,
It's wrong to make us fools.
And so the Moderator struck it out,
but still it lingered near.
And waited patiently about,
till Mary was deleted here.

Mary had a little lamb,
And it was always gruntin',
So she tied it to a five bar gate,
And kicked it's little (expletive deleted)

Larry had a little Lamb
Who loved him as a fellow
But everywhere Larry went
Mary was sure to follow

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a bear i've often seen her little lamb but i've never seen her b*** Oh dear what have i started, lol

Mary had a little bike,
She rode it back to front,
and every time the wheel went round,
A spoke shot up her......Saddlebag!

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
Now Mary takes the lamb to school,
Between two bits of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket,
And every time the lamb got out,
Her father tried to ...........

looks like megalomaniac nerrec likes childish smut like as wot most women don't?

You really are pathetic Rose. Get help, you need it.

Mary had a little lamb and she took it to bed . She placed its head between her tits and squeched its F *** head !!!!