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    November 8, 2012 11:39 AM GMT




    For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
    One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
    ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum
    of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she
    stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
    until the child turned 18.

    She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

    To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
    write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
    support to begin.

    One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

    'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

    'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed
    and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.


    On the card was written:

    Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

    Three with meatballs, two without.

    Send extra sauce.