At the time I posted this the post count was 20999 "Not anymore". its 21000

 

Ok a 6 year old childs first day at a Catholic school.

 

Child walks up to big door and rings a bell. A nun comes to the door and says "Yes child what do you want? My mummy says i have to come here..

 

The following conversation takes place.

 

Nun. well if you come here you have to be good! Will you be good?

 

Child. The child can see past the nun and see's a bloke nailed to a cross. Yes to bloody rite will be good.

 

Nun. What do you know about God?

 

Child. Who?

 

Nun. God

 

Child. Who is God?

 

Nun. You do not know who god is? Child god is god was and god always will be.

 

Child. What?

 

Nun. He is the father the son and the holy ghost he is 3 in 1 do you understand?

 

Well of course the child understands the child is 6 years old.

 

Child. Where is he?

 

Nun. He is here.

 

Child. Where i can't see him?

 

Nun. Just because you can't see him doe's not men he is not here.

 

Child. Is he under the stairs?

 

Nun. No God doe's not go under stairs he is here with us now! He is upstairs downstairs he is everywhere.

 

Child. Well why can't i bloody see him he must be huge.

 

Nun. Do you love him?

 

Child. What?

 

Nun. Do you love god?

 

Child. I don't know i can't see him.

 

Nun. God loves you!

 

Child. Doe's he?

 

Nun. And he wants your love. If you do not give him your love he will cast you into everlasting fire.

 

Child. I love him I love him.

 

Child. Who is the bloke on the cross?

 

Nun. Jesus he is the son of god i told you the father son and holy ghost. He was born on Christmas day and died at Easter.

 

Child. Bloody hell he did'nt hang around long did he. What happened to him?

 

Nun. he died because of your sins!

 

Child. What did i do when was this?

 

Nun. 2012 Years ago.

 

Child. You can't blame me i'm only 6.

 

Child. Did he have a daddy?

 

Nun. Of course he had a daddy God was his daddy

 

Child. Did he have a Mummy?

 

Nun. Of course he had a mummy Mary was his mummy.

 

Child. So God was married to Mary?

 

Nun. No God was not married to Mary , Mary was married to Joseph

 

Child.????????????????????????

 

Nun. Shut up Child!.

 

 

 

 

Our children received instruction etcf from us before starting school.