The Characters in this joke are purely fictional.
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God says to Adam i want you to go over to that hill.
Adam: Whats a hill?
God: That big thing over there ->
God: You will have to cross that river to get there
Adam: Whats a river?
God: Its that wet stuff between here and the hill
Adam: How do i cross it?
God: You build a bridge
Adam: Whats a bridge?
God: You make it with wood to stop you getting wet cos your so thick you can't swim.
God: When you have made the bridge go over to the hill and you will see a cave.
Adam: Whats a cave?
God: Its a hole in the hill you can enter
God: In the cave there is a woman named Eve
Adam: Whats a woman?
God: Its like you but it has two bumps on its chest and an no penis
God: You must put your penis in her and reproduce you will enjoy it.
Now go and come back and tell me what happened.
Adam went and built a bridge then walked for miles up the hill to the cave and found Eve then returned.
God: Well how did it go then?
Adam: Whats a headache????.