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So here I am at home working on something and theres a knock at the door . Its a religious nut wanting me to go to his church. Here is the conversation and its true.
Good afternoon madam I am from saint whatever he said church ,he did say a name but I can't remember it , its to boring, could have been Saint Fred of the dutch elm disease for all I care but this is feckin hilarious.
Me: You want me to come to your church?
Him: Yes are you interested?
Me: I am not allowed in your church!
Him: Everyone is welcome why do you say that?
Me: I am Transexual!
Him: Oh sorry I did not realise
Me: Bye then.
Him: You can still come along if you wish.
Me: Are you having a laugh?
Him: No i did not realise so others won't
IT GETS BETTER.
Me: But others will realise though.
Him: How.
Me:Because I will tell them if they don't already know me.
Him: Why do you need to tell them?
Me: Because I happen to be proud of it.
Him: Do you believe in God?
Me:No but what difference does that make?
Him: Well God created you.
Me: Well God screwed up then did'nt he?
Him: I will be on my way then and leave you in peace Madam.
Me: Hold on a minute.
Him: Yes
Me:You keep calling me madam I want to know why.
Him: What whould you like me to call you then?
Me: Its not my point! You see me as a female yet you cannot accept that is just what I am.
Him: I said i would welcome you.
Me:Yes but I said I would tell everyone I am Transexual then I would not be welcome for being honest.
Him: God bless you i have to be going.
Me: Hypocrite.
Oh my life is so much fun.
pmsl
Had a wry smile when i read your post.Sums up exactly my dealings with the church.Its ok to attend until they find out i am trans.Its quite sad really and entirely hypocritical but unfortunately churches have no shortage of hypocrites.
I am going to hell anyway Emma so it makes no odds to me . Its warmer there anyway and no heating bills , as long as he keeps his red hot poker away from my bum I will be ok.
Chuck another bible on the fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take care , Julia
I once got religion, dragged Cass to our local church, We underwent an interview on suitability for accetance. Pastor asked us a lot of intimate and personal questions, could see he was getting quite excited by our responses, but suddenly he got serious, told us we would have to change, desist from unatural practices and be celibate if we wanted to join his congregation.
Reluctantly, desperate for eternal salvation I made the requisite promises, Every sunday we would troll down to the church, sing and pray and be joyful. After some 4-5 weeks, the pastor took us to one side, and asked us if we were practicing celibacy and abstinence, I had to admit we were practicing but had not perfected it, going on to relate how one time I bent down to pick up a tin of paint, my mini skirt rode up over my bum, revealing my thong clad rear, Cass being unable to hold herself in check any longer, grabbed me and entered me, we had rampant sex there and then.
The Pastor exclaimed with some venom and disgust, that we were sinners beyond redemption, after a very poignant pause, he said ''Get out of here, your not welcome here anymore''............................................................................................................
Funny that, thats exactly what the manager said in the Do It yourself store, where we had gone to buy the paint.
A Tranny's Prayer.
Dear God, please give me the fortituded and serenity to bear the tribulations of the day, accepting the things I cannot change.
God please give me the courage and resolution to work to change those things I have the power to change.
Give me the tenacity, wiles and resolve to dispose of the bodies of the people I killed today for pissing me off.
Always reminding me lord, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, another 15 to argue but only 5 to extend an arm and slap the bombastic biggots in the mouth for winding me up.
Always help me to be mindful that the toes I tread on today might be attached to the arse I'm forced to kiss tomorow.
Thanks for the chat. god.
Crissie you are totally nuts but in the nicest possible way , just where is the D.I.Y Store and did they have CCTV and is it on Youtube and can you post the link?.
xxxXxxx
