I'm been hiding some information at home about some unpleasantness, hoping I could take care of it first. I might have to come clean. Lovely. But maybe it could help solve the situation.
This is funny, though - Yesterday I did some laundry. I had to put this sheet in the dryer a little longer because it was still wet. Later in the evening, while sitting on my bed, my wife came in the room and threw something at my chest. It was a pair of lacy purple bikini panties that I wasn't able to find! It was wrapped up in the sheet somehow and left in the dryer! I had no idea it was there or I would have put it away! Ooops.