Hi, all
No, I'm not going to discuss the current relationship with my wife (hopeful) or the BS environment under which I currently live (contemplating buying a gun). I will, however, mention that I have already picked out a lovely home where me and Anneliese will have our daily lovefest. All I have to do now is meet her and get her to buy it. Hey, she's employed, I'm not. She needs me. Really. As I said before, if my wife is going to be pissed at me, I might as well make it worthwhile.
A few people wrote to me, both in e-mail and in blog comments, wondering the following:
1. What is the joke about the word "umbrella?"
2. What is the deal with the MSS (Meredith's Secret Service) and Kendra's black dress?
3. Why am I the "Psycho Ninja?"
For the answers to #1 and #2, please check out the Forums. There are two dedicated threads addressing those issues. I don't have the links and no time to get them. You understand why - not exactly alone right now and taking a chance as it is.
As for the "Psycho Ninja" label, part of that comes from us wanting to steal Kendra's black dress via ninja-style. But also it refers to my total inability to perform any sort of physical labor without causing serious injuries to myself, or damage to property. Among the harm I have caused either myself or some inanimate object includes, but is not limited to:
Happy now?