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  • 25 Dec 2014
    Wow five years since I last blogged , wounder who's still around that no me.  Not much changed I'm still a nutty transfer girl. Will do a proper update in a day or two.  
    981 Posted by christina dearlove
  • Wow five years since I last blogged , wounder who's still around that no me.  Not much changed I'm still a nutty transfer girl. Will do a proper update in a day or two.  
    Dec 25, 2014 981
  • 01 Feb 2009
    Well i had 5 fabby nites in london the other week which is rearly woken me up to who i am , to the point of im now waiting for councilling and on prozac .Also back in work aswell which is ok job nothing to shout about but has bought more medical issues with me to light so also on pills for them lol so all in all yeah im happy , but im depressed and also happy
    1510 Posted by christina dearlove
  • Well i had 5 fabby nites in london the other week which is rearly woken me up to who i am , to the point of im now waiting for councilling and on prozac .Also back in work aswell which is ok job nothing to shout about but has bought more medical issues with me to light so also on pills for them lol so all in all yeah im happy , but im depressed and also happy
    Feb 01, 2009 1510
  • 10 Jan 2009
    well as some of you no im supouse to be in manc by now and im not , as some of you no im part of the team who run papillon do we contiue with it ...? do i continue with me .....? is all the heart ache and crap ive been through in the last 4 and a bit years realry worth it for the plus`s
    1622 Posted by christina dearlove
  • well as some of you no im supouse to be in manc by now and im not , as some of you no im part of the team who run papillon do we contiue with it ...? do i continue with me .....? is all the heart ache and crap ive been through in the last 4 and a bit years realry worth it for the plus`s
    Jan 10, 2009 1622
  • 22 Sep 2008
    well its under a week till the opening nite of papillonam i shitting bricks naham i nerves nah not reallyam i knackerd yeah i bloody am from running round sorting stuff for opening nite , things have arrived here that should of been deliverd else were so ill have to carry them into london on satFor those who are woundering wot papillon is its a tg nite based in central london being run by me and 2 frineds you can find out more by visiting are website at www.lesfillesdepapillon.co.uk
    1648 Posted by christina dearlove
  • well its under a week till the opening nite of papillonam i shitting bricks naham i nerves nah not reallyam i knackerd yeah i bloody am from running round sorting stuff for opening nite , things have arrived here that should of been deliverd else were so ill have to carry them into london on satFor those who are woundering wot papillon is its a tg nite based in central london being run by me and 2 frineds you can find out more by visiting are website at www.lesfillesdepapillon.co.uk
    Sep 22, 2008 1648
  • 28 Aug 2008
    Letter from Tesco's - hilarious  Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray,   While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the House wares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10.. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!' 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.' And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
    1551 Posted by christina dearlove
  • Letter from Tesco's - hilarious  Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray,   While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the House wares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10.. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!' 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.' And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
    Aug 28, 2008 1551
  • 10 Aug 2008
    HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.4. Then analyze the situation:a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put themin Engineering.d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put themin Planning. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them inInformation Technology.h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are>>looking for more,yet not a brick has been moved, put them inSales.j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic lanning.l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick hasbeen moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in sucha way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put themin Parliament.
    1553 Posted by christina dearlove
  • HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.4. Then analyze the situation:a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put themin Engineering.d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put themin Planning. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them inInformation Technology.h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are>>looking for more,yet not a brick has been moved, put them inSales.j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic lanning.l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick hasbeen moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in sucha way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put themin Parliament.
    Aug 10, 2008 1553
  • 07 Jul 2008
    Well sparkle was just over a week ago adn was a wicked weekend with 3 real fab friends , wicked weekend was had by all and was good to meet some of you T web peeps whist there . Why blues well back to normal crap life , i no i can have more than this , and i want more than wot ive got , i need a fresh start a new life . No im not leaving and going back in the closet far from it , im looking into moving north with a friend and ive enroled in a beauty deplomaFRIENDS FOR EVER ( thankies Traci for taking this piccie you should of been in it with us )
    1553 Posted by christina dearlove
  • Well sparkle was just over a week ago adn was a wicked weekend with 3 real fab friends , wicked weekend was had by all and was good to meet some of you T web peeps whist there . Why blues well back to normal crap life , i no i can have more than this , and i want more than wot ive got , i need a fresh start a new life . No im not leaving and going back in the closet far from it , im looking into moving north with a friend and ive enroled in a beauty deplomaFRIENDS FOR EVER ( thankies Traci for taking this piccie you should of been in it with us )
    Jul 07, 2008 1553
  • 13 May 2008
    Well another weekend gone by this time up in brum , spent the whole weekend as me , sat and sunday time as me but with no make up on cause of the heat , but was cool people were double taking me having to look twice and see was i girl , we even went to a sports bar to watch the F1 and with out any issues which was cool  , and a fab nite was had out on hurst st , pics on my flickr follow link bellowBrum weeeknd flickr pics
    1627 Posted by christina dearlove
  • Well another weekend gone by this time up in brum , spent the whole weekend as me , sat and sunday time as me but with no make up on cause of the heat , but was cool people were double taking me having to look twice and see was i girl , we even went to a sports bar to watch the F1 and with out any issues which was cool  , and a fab nite was had out on hurst st , pics on my flickr follow link bellowBrum weeeknd flickr pics
    May 13, 2008 1627
  • 05 May 2008
    Hi and please let me shamelessly (is that a real word?) plug our new clubWe will be holding the first of many nights in late september - taking into acount sparkle and so on ... Web site is up and running and debbie lisa and i will spend many , many nights and bottles of wkd blue`s getting it right!!!!!!The club is aimed at all us lovely t-folk as well as the rest of glb community so please drop by our site link at the bottom of this blog , say hi drop into are chatroom forums etc , and we hope to see some of you there in septemberBut for now roll on the 10th of may for way out and then sparkleChrissy xxxPapillon
    1298 Posted by christina dearlove
  • Hi and please let me shamelessly (is that a real word?) plug our new clubWe will be holding the first of many nights in late september - taking into acount sparkle and so on ... Web site is up and running and debbie lisa and i will spend many , many nights and bottles of wkd blue`s getting it right!!!!!!The club is aimed at all us lovely t-folk as well as the rest of glb community so please drop by our site link at the bottom of this blog , say hi drop into are chatroom forums etc , and we hope to see some of you there in septemberBut for now roll on the 10th of may for way out and then sparkleChrissy xxxPapillon
    May 05, 2008 1298
  • 29 Apr 2008
    just a selection of piccys from my trip into london the other week
    1376 Posted by christina dearlove
  • just a selection of piccys from my trip into london the other week
    Apr 29, 2008 1376