Trans Humor

• Posted by Jessie Hart July 16, 2012 #transgender  #herbal hormones  #transgender life  #transgender vet  1,980 views
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  Here are two or three comments I made in passing when I was talking to my VA therapist the other day which she found humorous.
  I thought I would pass them along with the warning "Hey! The jokes don't get any better!"
  Hormonal changes:
  First major hot flash. I thought the stories I read as a kid about spontaneous combustion burning a human alive from within were true! Soon I thought I would be a pile of ash.
  Skin changes. Need head to toe moisterizer. Recommendation? 10W 30 Quaker State.
  Biggest surprise breast change? Under boob sweat.
  
  I know if I was a stand up comic...you would want to throw your beer bottle at me by now...but that's why they make them plastic!!!!!